A Little Fat Thing came for an overnight visit last weekend. Did she come alone? No, she didn't. Little Fat Things do not travel light. She came with:
1 car seat
1 vibrating chair
1 bassinet
1 diaper bag with
2 outfits
2 pairs of pyjamas
2 soothers
6 diapers
6 bottles of her favorite beverage
1 rattle
and she brought
1 father
and 1 mother.

Her father and mother did not stay long because they had business where Little Fat Things are not welcome.

Her grandma and grandpa gave Little Fat Thing:
many kisses
many cuddles
many silly faces
many smiles
many bottle of her favorite beverage
and many diaper changes.

Her mother made:
2 phone calls that night to check on Little Fat Thing
and 1 phone call the next morning.

Little Fat Thing had slept:
9 hours, so there was no need to worry.

Grandma had slept:
4 hours, because Little Fat Thing was snorting.

The next morning:
1 father arrived at church first. Where is Little Fat Thing?

A few minutes later:
1 mother arrived. Where is Little Fat Thing?

And then I saw:
1 father
1 mother
and 1 Little Fat Thing

Which equals:
1 Happy Family